{"product_id":"octopus-humor-metal-sign-sometimes-i-wish-i-was-an-octopus-so-i-could-slap-8-people-at-once","title":"Octopus Humor Metal Sign – “Sometimes I Wish I Was an Octopus So I Could Slap 8 People at Once”","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"129\" data-end=\"490\"\u003eAdd a dose of sharp humor and rustic charm to your space with this hilarious octopus-themed metal sign. Featuring the bold phrase, “Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once,”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"129\" data-end=\"490\"\u003eThis design blends vintage style with tongue-in-cheek attitude that’s guaranteed to get laughs from friends, family, and anyone who reads it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"492\" data-end=\"889\"\u003eEach sign is designed and handmade in-house with attention to detail and a classic rustic finish that gives it a timeless vintage look. The artwork features a grumpy octopus ready to deliver eight perfectly timed smacks, making it a perfect conversation piece for a shop, garage, bar area, office, or man cave. It also makes a fun and memorable gift for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"891\" data-end=\"1155\"\u003eThe sign is crafted from durable metal so it holds up well indoors or in covered outdoor spaces while keeping that rugged antique-inspired character. The slightly distressed style pairs perfectly with farmhouse décor, rustic interiors, or vintage sign collections.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1157\" data-end=\"1371\"\u003eThis humorous metal sign is available in two approximate sizes to fit your space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1157\" data-end=\"1371\"\u003eChoose from approximately 8 × 11 inches for smaller walls and shelves, or approximately 11 × 14 inches for a larger statement piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1373\" data-end=\"1692\"\u003eBecause every sign is designed and handmade in-house, each one has its own unique character while maintaining the bold vintage style that makes these signs stand out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1373\" data-end=\"1692\"\u003eWhether you're decorating your workshop or adding personality to your home, this octopus sign brings humor and rustic personality wherever it hangs.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wainfleet Trading Post","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":49606401917165,"sku":null,"price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":49606401949933,"sku":null,"price":44.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/3102\/2572\/files\/octopussign3.jpg?v=1773452792","url":"https:\/\/www.wainfleetradingpost.com\/products\/octopus-humor-metal-sign-sometimes-i-wish-i-was-an-octopus-so-i-could-slap-8-people-at-once","provider":"Wainfleet Trading Post","version":"1.0","type":"link"}