Funny Office Sign – “Warning: I'm Emotionally Constipated”

Inject some sarcastic humor into your workspace with this bold and cheeky office sign that reads, “Warning: I'm emotionally constipated I haven't given a shit in years.”

Perfect for a cubicle wall, home office, or as a hilarious gift, this sign delivers dry wit with a punch.

Available in two sizes—8x11 and 11x14—and designed and handmade in-house, it’s a great way to lighten the mood while making a statement.