Please keep this door closed - or wife will escape - sign

Here is a really cute sign that reads " Please keep this door closed or wife will escape " designed and hand made by me I can customize to suit your needs It is high quality vinyl on an aluminum back ground other signs can also be ordered to read Beware of Rooster Beware of geese Beware of Donkey Beware of Goat Beware of wife Beware of Children Beware of dog poo Beware of cat poo Beware of Doggie bombs etc use your TWITTER I ain't no follow back girl