Tools That I Loan – Funny Rustic Garage Sign – Handmade One-of-a-Kind

Tools That I Loan — and that's where the joke begins.

This is a completely handmade, one-of-a-kind garage sign designed and built by me using an old board and five or more genuinely useless tools, each stapled right onto the sign. It's a humorous, lighthearted way of saying what every guy with a decent tool collection has thought at some point:

Don't touch my tools. Don't even ask.

Each sign is custom made, so no two will ever be exactly alike. The tools are intentionally mismatched and useless, giving every sign its own personality and making each one a genuine conversation piece.

Measuring approximately 18" x 12", these signs look right at home in a garage, workshop, man cave, rustic building, bar, restaurant, cabin, or anywhere else that could use a little humor.

Every one includes at least five useless tools, but because these are handmade from whatever interesting old pieces I have available, the exact tools and arrangement will vary from sign to sign.

It's funny, it's weird, it's completely unnecessary—and that's exactly why everybody gets a charge out of it.